The Hour’s Top 5 Poker Tells

I’m not quite sure what my tell is when it comes to poker, but I suck at poker, so I suspect I have a pretty bad one.

Dookies Gettin Dunked On – My favorite past time

HATE the Lakers.

LIKE Trevor Ariza.

LOVE dookies gettin’ yammed on.

This kid continues to crack me up…

Fuck Soulja Boy, but this kid is hilarious with it.

He looks drunk!! I keep waiting for him to tip over! Hilarious. I need more vids of this kid dancing.

Auto-Tune the News

Check this out, hilarious!!

Five For Friday – May 22, 2009

Check out 5 hot jams for this Friday for you to pump in the office. Which one is your fave? I really like the 3MF and the 20 Minutes to Park jams. Make sure to peep. Click the artist name to find out more about them.

CLICK HERE TO PLAY THIS WEEK’S FIVE FOR FRIDAY

1. Hot Girl - TQ

2. Vampire – The Never

3. Playing the Fool – 3MF

4. Forever Goodbyes – 20 Minutes to Park

5. Didn’t Cha Know (feat Erykah Badu) – Lil Pip Music

4 Incredible Saves

Check out these saves!!! Amazing!! That one listed at 4 might be the craziest one I’ve ever seen.

Discovery Shuttle Luanch July 4, 2006

Pretty cool. I remember being fascinated by these as a kid. Not so much that I actually went to or wanted to go to Space Camp, but enough that 10-15 years later I’d be willing to post a clip of it on a famous blog that I would be running….

NOBODY FAMOUS Vids and News!

Next week, on May 28th, the lead single off of the upcoming “Order Up! Volume 3: Chicken and Waffles” (search for volumes 1 and 2 on the Monster blog search bar if you don’t have them yet) entitled “Don’t Act Like I Never Told You” will be dropping. The project comes out on HiPNOTT Records and will be available on all major digital retailers. Below you can find the video teaser x cover x making of video. DOPE!

Kids have a Dance-Off

Haven’t seen a video this funny in a while. Donated by my man Big Soda, this is sure to get some laughs.

Who you got as the winner?

That first dance by the heavier kid, I’ma call that the “Pudgy Shuffle” and I’m feeling it. Best dance of the vid, but he’s a little inconsistent. The other kid coming with a bigger variety of moves.

Also feeling the “Jumpin Spider” by the other kid. I’ll be busting those out this weekend most likely when I get my dumb dance on.

THIS WEEK’S : CLOWN OR REGULAR DUDE

Check out the kid playing the teeny little instrument at the beginning. Is he a clown, or a regular dude?

I would flat out say regular dude, but look at the instruments the other cats got. This kid obviously got the shaft. Was it his choice to play that? Is that all he knows how to play? These are questions you must decide on, haha.

THE MONSTER’S VOTE: I’m going to go regular dude here. I don’t want to knock his hustle.