This is the sole post of the day, so enjoy it. Tons of reasons why dook sucks. Get your pregame on for tonight’s big matchup by watching these. They are sure to rile you up and get you ready for the big game. LET’S GO HEELS! With or without Lawson, we gonna shine!
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7 responses so far ↓
Big Soda // February 6, 2008 at 10:36 am
I’ll kick things off here…
1. I think I may have Scheyerface Syndrome when I drive to the basket. Has anyone found a cure yet?
2. Appreciate you showing Ivory Latta some love. The highlight of my basketball career was the day in Woollen when I was shooting around and Ivory came over and told me I have a “nice J.” No lie.
3. Coach K does look like a llama.
4. Fuck dook.
sliz // February 6, 2008 at 11:15 am
can i just say i love you nebo. serioulsy, this mammoth-blog-post, and the fact that it is the only one of the day and that no others are taking away from its significance, is the SHIT!
lets make em hurt. FUCK DOOK!
The Mixtape Monster // February 6, 2008 at 11:30 am
Hilarious dook pictures can be found here, if interested:
http://www.mrtarheel.com/beatdook.html
Dirt // February 6, 2008 at 1:26 pm
Solid Post. You know your a tarheel fan when you can feel you blood pressure rise after watching these.
The Mixtape Monster // February 6, 2008 at 2:53 pm
Good quote from Danny Green as a little jab at the dookies:
“A lot of guys are good at taking charges because of their acting, of course. A lot of times, they’re not even in the right position. It’s just because they’re acting. But I like to have the position. I’m not really a flopper. I don’t like to flop. I just think it’s stupid and it makes you look silly sometimes. … If I get hit, I’m going to go down. I’m not going to flop and look silly out there. Some guys don’t even get body contact, they just fall.” -Danny Green on the art of taking charges
G Money // February 6, 2008 at 3:26 pm
Yeah, I had Scheyerface Syndrome for a while. In fact it’s been a lifelong battle. There for a while, every time I stepped onto the court full body spasms would plague my game. Generally, and most embarrassing, the problem has affected my face. I tried to get help, Scheyerface Anonymous meetings, rehab, hell I even tried plastic surgery, nothing could cure my Scheyerface. Finally I knew what I had to do. I broke into the UNC archives and stole every piece of film of Michael Jordan. I sat in my house for weeks doing nothing but watching this basketball god. When I emerged from my house a few weeks later and stepped onto the court, my Scheyerface was gone. I had transformed from a spastic weasel on the court to a graceful swan. A swan, who can step up his game in pressure situations. However, their is one side effect, any time I am accomplishing these great athletic feats, for some unknown reason, without control my tongue will fall out of my mouth. However, this side effect is far better than being Scheyerfaced.
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